Hilarious Quote Collection
If you think our Father in heaven is mad, just wait until Mom finds out!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!